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Mig
Tongues
label: Urlinie Records
released: 1998
our score: 0.5 out of 5.0
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What are you
doing reading this review? Don't you have something better
to do like watch your fingernails grow? Oh wait, I get it,
you are feeling a little low about your band - you maybe aren't
doing as well as you wanted. Well there is hope for you
yet, because if this band was signed to a record label - any
band can be signed to a record label.
I will start
this out by saying this is the worst music I have ever heard in
my entire life. I have had a lot of my friends and colleagues
listen to the CD - at least a track or two, but I still
can't find anyone who will go so far as to even say "They
aren't that bad". The truth of the matter is, these
people just don't understand music. Maybe the problem is
that the band is from Iraq and I don't know Iraqi musical style
very well. Random noise may be the happening thing there
for all I know.
Why does Mig
suck so much? Well, this is the best explanation I can give
you of their music - "80's Movie Chase Scene".
There is a steady beat WAAAAAAAY in the background, but it is
covered by random noises from a synthesizer. I think someone
let a cat on a synth after it had way too much catnip. Oh
wait, that's a compliment - my bad.
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